Friday, August 13, 2010

On repelling a repulsive (41-year-old) person on OkCupid...

him: Hey sweetie

me: and he's back

him: Hi puppy Howgoes it ;)

him: :)

me: oh, you know, got a sex change. sorryyyyyz

him: Awww no dont ell me. you were cute Haha

me: times have changed, tbone

him: you like me and you know it

me: how could you tell? could it be the obvious attraction that i, as a 21-year-old, would have for someone old enough to be my creepy uncle?

him: youre so goofy with that creepy this creepy that b.s. Just have to get to know eachother a while more and get you here to visit

me: in a retirement home?


AND...


different guy: i dont wanna sound like a dick lol but you look like you have big boobs :)

different guy: thats a happy face

me: i do :-( i don't advise it, man. too heavy.

different guy: : //

me: do you live in a place with empty beer bottles on top of shelves?

different guy: i have a bandroom like that, but not here

me: all right


I think we all know where my line of questioning was headed.

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