him: Hey sweetie
me: and he's back
him: Hi puppy Howgoes it ;)
him: :)
me: oh, you know, got a sex change. sorryyyyyz
him: Awww no dont ell me. you were cute Haha
me: times have changed, tbone
him: you like me and you know it
me: how could you tell? could it be the obvious attraction that i, as a 21-year-old, would have for someone old enough to be my creepy uncle?
him: youre so goofy with that creepy this creepy that b.s. Just have to get to know eachother a while more and get you here to visit
me: in a retirement home?
AND...
different guy: i dont wanna sound like a dick lol but you look like you have big boobs :)
different guy: thats a happy face
me: i do :-( i don't advise it, man. too heavy.
different guy: : //
me: do you live in a place with empty beer bottles on top of shelves?
different guy: i have a bandroom like that, but not here
me: all right
I think we all know where my line of questioning was headed.
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